Kingm0b: We start our story on the set of an Etherian production of "Death of a Salesman." Did Hordak have to change his gang’s name to the Evil Horde because the Mongols didn’t want him using "Golden Horde" anymore? Hordak sort of looks like Little Red Riding Hood in the first two panels. The people who made that abominable MoTU movie with DOLPH "I’ve been playing Ivan Drago since I was born" LUNDGREN must have taken this book with them to the drawing board, ‘cause this is where the grizzly dipshit in that movie probably got his start. Kenny, the door opens because Skeletor really views Bat-Hordak as his latch-key kid. You know, he probably left a spare key underneath the yard gnome.

Voodoo Ben: I realize plot was never really the big issue with He-Man, but this one seems especially dead. At least Hordak shows promise: a giant dimensional portal shows up in his basement, so he lies to a henchman, making him go in to find out if it's safe. Smart.

Zapp: Welcome to the wretched FRIGHT ZONE! which is terrifying because the background keeps switching from black to white, so you either get scared or get epilepsy. I guess the white backgrounds signal the change from DARK TREACHERY (ala Skeletor) to BRIGHT TREACHERY (ala gay Etherian villains like Hordak). One minor detail that could use some filling in: why the hell does the door from Etheria to Eternia open? I thought Skeletor sealed it...? Bah. MOTU Main......<-- Previous...Next -->