Name:     Zapp
IP:       128.135.118.107
Subject:  Your backpack is so clever... and sexy!
Email:    zapp_ronin@hotmail.com
Website:  http://
Article:
Tsk.  The simple solution to your worries is to sleep more.  But not at the risk of us losing
your wonderful posting contributions...
Seriously, though, passing out at work ain't what we call a good sign (unless you woke up
pregnant with the savior later on).  Get more sleep.  Eat regularly and well.  Take breaks from
things to go play outside.
As for the new picture... that's floating somewhere near the bottom of my list of priorities,
but rest assured that I'm on it.--ZAPP--- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- ---
                    Replying to Original Article:Everyday, with the invention of new technology,
I wake up being closer intellectually to my backpack.  This is a disturbing trend.
I also find that everyone on this message board is WAY smarter than me.  But that explains the 4
page instructions for putting on my pants.
I passed out at work today.  Well, uncontrolably fell asleep from a standing position.  I never
get any real sleep.  I haven't gone to sleep at a decent hour (before 4 a.m.) in nearly a week,
and it's catching up with me.  My brain is goo.
You need to put a new picture up.  Weekly even, dare I say it.  And a Derek's ass shot would be
great.  Maybe then I could find time to sleep, knowing the world is a better place.
I have to apologive for losing faith in humanity and myself then taking it out on someone. 
Seeeeeee you......!  (My backpack wouldnever type something that idiotic...)
I AM! the Playstation 2.Joe