Name:     Joe
IP:       129.120.64.176
Subject:  Better than a maple syrup covered suppository.
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Ah... glorious morning.  Oh, shit, it's noon.  And I still need more sleep.  But it will just
have to wait!
I love your Kung Fu Villains page, Kenny.  It's original and funny, and I've never seen anything
like it!  Except for Seanbaby's Hostess page.  But hey!  Wanker.
So I have a couple of questions for the posters here.  First of all, should I go for dying at
age 35, 36, or 37?  I need to know how many Camel Super Unhealthy's to buy (now with Extra
Emphysema agents!  FUck yEAh!)
Second of all, am I a sad person?  EVIDENTLY, some people think I am.  And if you do, it's not
like I'll FUCKING CUT YOU!  C'MON!  Sorry, sorry... but anyways, I want to know.
Third of all, did you know my pants have been tucked into my sock all morning?  Why didn't any
of you tell me?  Bastards.  Luckily I've only been awake for 45 minutes.  You just all want to
see me fail!  Or is it sail?  Hey, let's all go sailing!  When can use my car as a boat!  And
then it will be our water filled casket, lying in Davey Jones's locker.
What was I thinking when I bought that Kung Fu tape?  It sounds so shitty.  I must've been drunk
with power and cough syrup.  They tell me over and over not to stick the papaya where it won't
easily go, but do I listen?  Hell no.  Christ I'm sore.
I am solely responsible for 12% of customer dissatisfaction in America.
And one day, I swear to god, even if I have to start injecting the drugs through my tear-ducts,
I will BRING THAT PICTURE DOWN!  Soon the ass will rule over all and Let us ALL thank the Lord
Tristan Smith and Spider Jerusalem in loving matrimony as long as you both are fictional?  Where
have all the flowers up my nose gone to a better place where Sally's ice cream cone won't melt
and cars are electric and good cartoonists don't die or retire or when will you hold that
penguin again?When will I get the sweet sweet Ketner lovin'?Joseph Vauxhal