Name:     keenon "somebody worship me" autry
IP:       208.242.251.107
Subject:  women make me fucking ill.
Email:    kingm0b@hotmail.com
Website:  http://
ok I know this one is gonna fly like a sack full of anvils, but I'm pissed anyway. it's not like
I could be any more irate....
women.... I almost think I have this magic power when it comes to the opposite sex. kind of like
the midas touch, except instead of turning things into gold I can mystically turn them into
friends. even if I want to do more than be a good ol' buddy, even if I try my goddamndest, I'm
still platonic friend fodder. too many times to list, and it irritates the shit out of me.
"you're a great guy, you just have to wait for the right girl to come around"
bull-fucking-shit. if I'm such a decent guy then why am I so unsuitable for the women I try to
talk to?(I don't think I'm a bad person - I lean more towards the "I look like shit" argument)
why, if I'm good guy material, am I treated like a fucking invisible eunuch if I try moving past
"the Friend Zone?" this approach is what makes people say the following to me...
"you don't try hard enough/you try too hard"
so there, I go out and listen to some advice and I'm wrong. fine, let's try this one out. let's
go talk to some WIMMEN-FOLK. by the time I meet & get to know a girl I'm the least bit
interested in,
she only sees me as a friend. I'm a great guy but not her type. not anybody's type. that, or she
has a 'significant other' to worry about.
bull-fucking-shit. why can't women just come out and say that they think I'm a toad? that they'd
rather kiss roadkill? that the thought of me as anything other than a listening post would make
them physically ill and cause their eyes to spasm to the point of implosion?
because women apparently like to lie to me. badly.
don't get me wrong here, people lie. ALL people lie. if you can think of someone who you don't
think would ever utter a lie, you're lying to yourself. I can deal with this fact. the problem I
have is that women seem to lie so poorly and know they do it, but they keep it up for some
reason.
allow me to point out here - I'm trying my damndest to keep from giving in to misogyny. it would
be so easy at this point for me to just go all out and say that women are useless things that
can't even get the one thing they love the most (lying) right. ok fuck it, I'm already past
misogynist mode. hi, let's continue..
so does anyone know any good liars? sure you do. can you name some? if so, they're not good
liars. effective liars don't get caught, and aren't thought of as talented when it comes to
lying.
the women I try to date all seem to exhibit one similar trait - they don't want me to think
they're not telling me the truth. I'm supposed to overlook every blatant fallacy because I guess
I'm supposed to be a fucking moron."I have a boyfriend back home"
I heard this one today from a girl I work with who I have a crush on. she's just looks fucking
awesome. and she seems nice enough, but again, she's a shitty liar. wanna know why?
because before I actually broke down and told her that I liked her, she had already asked me to
hook her up with a friend of mine. I did. obviously the thought of her man back home was a
distant one when she was thinking of my buddy, but I suddenly conjure up her conscience when I
tell her what I think about her. on top of the fact that she told me she already knew I had a
thing for her, because I'm a putz and have the most obvious body language, along with the fact
that a lot of people I work with already read that body language and told her. so fine, I'm too
shy for words and it shows.... why would you want to lie to me about that?
why couldn't she just say "hey, I think you're not that cute. your friend is cuter. fix me up
with him and get over it, dipshit"
you know, I'd probably have been a bit shaken by it, but I already know that's probably what she
thinks. if I'm talking to her for about a week and then all of a sudden she asks me about my
buddy, obviously I wasn't ranking too highly on her list of prospects. I don't even know why I
bothered to tell her.
I have heard damn near every reason for why a girl won't date me. really, I have, and at this
point, they start to cycle through. I'm beginning to disbelieve them because there is no way I
can have this effect on so many different women who don't know each other, and it be the actual
cause. here's where I start to wonder if they just don't have the guts to tell me I look like
shit. or that I shouldn't wear glasses, I'm not 6'0", not buff enough, and that I stutter,
mumble, and talk too fast when I'm nervous. or whatever aesthetic fault they find with me. it
doesn't make me feel any better to hear these mass-marketed rationalizations that are supposed
to keep me from being hurt. actually it's more frustrating.
just tell me you'd rather fuck a corpse. at least I can get my head around that one....
thing is, I'll still probably try going after another one. so I guess I'm the fucking idiot for
doing it, and I know this, but I still want a woman. I keep acquiring platonic friends at a
frightening rate, but I still keep after it.
maybe I'm just asking for it... piss.--k--