Name:     Zvaldos Vauxhal
IP:       208.247.125.196
Subject:  It's like pie...
Email:    vauxhal@drunkenbastards.com
Website:  http://

only there is no fruit and it hurts quite a bit.



Unless of course you were thinking of bear trap pie.  Then I'd have to kill you.



So I have a head cold.  Blarg.  My sinuses are about to implode.  But I also have purcahsed Tony
Hawk 2.  It's been known to kill viruses.  You have to melt it to 600 degrees and pour it
directly on them, but it's a start.



Why are tennis video games so much fun?  Every tennis game I ever played is just fun.  Mario
Tennis on the 64 is a lot of fun.



So I'm at the light at 50th and Indiana, in the lane next to the turn lane, when I look to my
left and see a totally cute girl in the car next to me.  And then she holds up a small water
bong and lighter.  Then she sees me, and puts them out of sight.  Then she leans over, as though
getting something out of her glovebox.  A second later, she exhales a lot of smoke.  I laugh and
laugh.  I wanted to ask her to marry me.



My cold and the time demand I sleep.  But the evil G-Men from Hell are here to replace me with a
life-like simulant, so I guess I'll do that instead.  Good bye, I love you all.  Except Kenny. 
I just like you Kenny.  No, I mean I LIK... never mind.