Name:     Ian
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Article:
Very good, I needed a laugh.  I am back from halloween with much candy booty.  Here are some
more Chicken jokes.



IAN

The chicken crossed the road because. . . aww, I don't care, I don't even eat chicken.  It's
full of parasites.



JOHN

I think the chicken crossed the road. On the other hand. . .



EDWARD O. WILSON

If the chicken did indeed cross the road, his motions were bound by simple laws of physics.  If
we were to break down the act of the "chicken crossing" we would see it bound by simple
universal laws. . .Consilience!



PROF. HAUPTLI

We can never really know why the chicken crossed the road; to try and achieve this subjective
experience would be folly.  We would move further and further from the truth.



ORSON SCOTT CARD

The philotic connection between the chicken and someone or something on the other side would
drive the chicken to cross that distance.



EMERIL LAGASSE

The chicken was kickin' it up to notches unknown. . . BAMM!



BILL O'REILLY

The chicken is avoiding the issue.  You're spinning chicken, dancing and spinning.



THE FRENCH

Silly American chicken (smokes cigarette), I blow smoke en vouz face.



NEW YORKERS

Hey chicken, I got a road for you right here! . . . SUBWAY SERIES!




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