Name:     Brain
IP:       216.192.134.21
Subject:  Joke
Email:    RastusHahl@hotmail.com
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Enjoy.

The reason why there's an angle on top of Christmas trees.

Up at the North Pole it's only a few days till Christmas.  Everything has gone
wrong.  The elves are overworked and decide to go on strike.  Somebody stole
Santa's bag of presents.  The sleigh is broken and two of the reighndeer have
run away.  On top of all this, Santa is sick and extremely drunk, and Mrs.
Clause isn't putting out any.

When nothing else could have gone wrong, there's a knock at the door.  An angel
showed up at the door.  Santa starts grumbling and opens the door.

The angle is standing there holding a tree.  "Santa, I brought your Christmas
tree.  Now where do you want me to put it?"...